the-pothead-pirate:

“I’m going to bed.”

“Ok I must do this homework!”

“I have to use the toilet…”

“I need foo-”

“FUCK!”

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

(via happiest)

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

(via happiest)

plasticbagvevo:

“talk dirty to me”

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

obeseblackguy:

When you have no wifi

(via orgasm)

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

Can we just talk about the default Netflix profile picture

Hey 

Hey

wanna watch a movie 

(via orgasm)

crosspin:

you’re cooler than me?

guess that makes me hotter than you

(via orgasm)

i saw hell with my own eyes

(via orgasm)

maliciousmelons:

“talk dirty to me”

(via ugly)